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The Spammer’s Paradise

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(Parody for comic effect – hum to Gangsta’s Paradise if it pumps your grid)

 

As I walk through the cyber maze and fathom its depth

I take a look at my foes and see there’s some left

Cuz I been spamming and trolling forever so long

Even my shrink thinks my fried brain is gone

Never met anyone who didn’t deserve it

I’ll treat you with vengeance and everyone will hear it

You better watch how you be walkin’ and shakin’ that talk

Or you and your rap will be drownin’ in your balk

I’m lovin this trip and will never shut up

Lost in a daze you’ll never know w‘sup

I’m the kinda’ bro everyone wants to be

Too bad for you, you can’t be like me

 

We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise

We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise

You be livin’ all your life surfing the Spammer’s Paradise

You be livin’ all your life surfing in the Spammer’s Paradise

 

Every situation you know I will be facin

Not one I can’t handle – my mind is always racin’

You know I am down with my loner preoccupation

Eager for each new target precipitation

I got a higher education pumping up my mind

Ten good fingers shootin’ words at your fat behind

I‘m a cyber gangsta trippin’ on the keys

Bangin’ at your ego cuz I aim to please

You’ll never rouse my anger cuz you be a fool

Your box ain’t got a single decent tool

I’ll dazzle you with my singular slay

You’ll shirk away cuz you ain’t got no play

 

You’ll never get nothin’ on me

You’re just too slow and cannot see

 

We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise

We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise

You be livin’ all your life surfing the Spammer’s Paradise

You be livin’ all your life surfing in the Spammer’s Paradise

 

Power is mine and mine is the power

Every minute of the day and each and every hour

You’re tripping over yourself and your words ain’t runnin’

You haven’t got a clue as I be punnin’

You got much to learn at the feet of the master

Trippin’ on your tongue words flyin’ faster

Looks like you can’t

Looks like you won’t

Much too inept to run a confront

Your flat out burnt and nothin’ but a runt

 

We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise

We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise

You be livin’ all your life surfing the Spammer’s Paradise

You be livin’ all your life surfing in the Spammer’s Paradise

 

You’ll never get nothin’ on me

You’re just too slow and cannot see

 

You’ll never get nothin’ on me

You’re just too slow and cannot see

 

 

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