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TIME FOR A CHUCKLE FOLKS!
As 12 million Americans "know," the United States government is run by lizard people (or, to be scientifically accurate, reptilians). But they never said which members of the government are the reptilians. So we're here to help.
Or maybe it isn't important. UnderstandingEvil.com describes how to tell if you're "under assault" by reptilians; "Protector of Mankind" writes at Alien-UFOs.com that you can be a "reptilian/human hybrid." It sort of varies. But according to Icke, this is how it works:
Thousands of years ago, the reptilian beings [from the constellations Orion, Sirius, and Draco] intervened on planet Earth and began interbreeding with humans. Not physically, however, but rather through the manipulation of the human coding, or DNA. Icke states that it is no coincidence that humans have fundamental reptilian genetics within their brain.
Whatever. The point being that it is easy to tell when you have or someone you know has been possessed by a reptile from outer space. While Icke doesn't describe how to spot someone who has been manipulated by/merged with a reptilian — probably to protect his lucrative speaking circuit revenues — others have. The common signs (according to one source):
- predominance of green or hazel eyes that change color like a chameleon, but also blue eyes
- true red or reddish hair
- low blood pressure
- keen sight or hearing
- ESP
- UFO connections
- love of space and science
- piercing eyes
- a sense of not belonging to the human race
- deep compassion for fate of mankind physic abilities" (probably meant "psychic")
- unexplained scars on body
- capability to disrupt electrical appliances
- alien contacts
Good list! So let's see if we can pinpoint our lizard overlords based on these hints. For example: Who has eyes that are green or hazel or blue but which may change to be different colors? Maybe you.
Verdict: The president is a reptilian.
- Biden does have eyes. Blue ones!
- (His hair, when present / not white, was dark colored.)
- His blood pressure is "healthy." Sure, why not
- Biden sometimes wears glasses, but not usually.
- He has some explained scars.
- Three days after Biden took the VP office there was a spike in UFO sightings in his home state.
- Yeah, he likes science.
- Biden knows aliens.
Phillip Bump - http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/10/how-spot-reptilians-runing-us-government/71020/
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