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The Next Best Thing To The Zombie Apocalyspe

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It is no surprise to me that we all made it through all the Mayan Calendar disaster hype, yet it does surprise that we race of humans still seem morbidly drawn to yet another dawning of destruction in some form or another.

This is a list of predicted dates for apocalyptic events such as the Rapture, Last Judgment or any other event that would result in the end of humanity, civilization, the planet, or the entire universe. The list shows the dates of predictions from notable groups or individuals of when the world was, or is, forecast to end. (courtesy of Wikipedia)

Indulge yourself but do keep your sense of humor. Don’t forget your Zombie Blaster and pocket hand sanitizer.

Believing that the end of the world is nigh does have its attractions. You know where you stand. You can spend, spend, spend in the knowledge that Visa and Amex will be mangled under the thundering charge of the Four Horsemen. You can confidently quit that dead-end job before it literally becomes a dead end.- Richard Morrison

2014 April – 2015: John Hagee

This author claimed in 2013 that four "blood moons" in 2014 and 2015 represent prophecies allegedly given in the book of Luke relating to the second coming of Jesus Christ.

2020: Jeane Dixon

This alleged psychic claimed that Armageddon would take place in 2020 and Jesus  would return to defeat the unholy Trinity of the  Antichrist, Satan and the False prophet between 2020 and 2037. Dixon previously predicted the world would end on February 4, 1962.

2021: F. Kenton Beshore

Beshore bases his prediction on the prior suggestion that Jesus could return in 1988, i.e., within one Biblical generation (40 years) of the founding of Israel in 1948. Beshore argues that the prediction was correct, but that the definition of a Biblical generation was incorrect and was actually 70–80 years, placing the Second Coming of Jesus between 2018 and 2028 and the Rapture by 2021 at the latest.

2026: Mesiah Foundation International

Members propagate that the world is to end in 2026, when a comet would collide with Earth in accordance with Riaz Ahmed  Gohar  Shahi’s  predictions in The Religion of God.

2129: Said Nursi

According to abjad interpretation of a hadith, this Sunni Muslim theologian who wrote the Risale-i Nur Collection, a body of Qur'anic commentary exceeding six thousand pages, which expected the end in 2129.

2239: Talmud, Orthodox Judaism

According to an opinion on the Talmud in mainstream Orthodox Judaism, the Messiah should come within 6000 years from the creation of Adam, and the world could possibly be destroyed 1000 years later. This would put the beginning of the period of desolation in the year 2239 CE and the end of the period of desolation in the year 3239 CE

2280: Rashad Kalifa

According to Rashad Khalifa's research on the Quran Code, the world will end in this year.

500,000,000: James Kasting

The level of Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere will drop, making Earth uninhabitable.

5, 000,000,000: Various Scientists

The end of our Sun’s current phase of development, after which it will swell into a red giant, either swallowing the Earth or at least completely scorching it. It is widely accepted by the scientific community that the earth will be destroyed around this time. However, as the Sun grows gradually hotter (over millions of years), the Earth may become too hot for life in only a billion years' time.

22, 000,000,000: Brad Larson

The Big Rip theory predicts that the entire universe will eventually be progressively torn apart if the strength of dark energy increases with time. Small massless patches then collapse back into a single point renewing the Big Bang Cycle then causing it to explode out again renewing the universal cycle by  its continual expansion. One hypothetical example of the theory places the end in approximately 22 billion years time (if the equation of state w ~= -1.5, which is unlikely).

10100 : Various Scientists

The heat death of the universe heat death is a suggested ultimate fate of the universe, in which the universe has diminished to a state of no thermodynamic free energy and therefore can no longer sustain motion or life.

Thoughts and comments are most welcome.